Scene: hallway outside office
Me walking to my car, and stopped by a favorite first grade girl:
“HEY!” “Remember when I told you that I want to catch a squirrel and light it’s tail on fire?”
Me: “Um…yes, and I told you not to do that.
Me:”Wait! You haven’t, have you?”
Girl: “Pfffttt, no…”
“I can’t catch one.”
“But, I will when I’m a teenager.”
Great. Super. Makings of a sociopath at Club 4830 Memphis.